So Carlos, the boss I love to hate, just sent me to purchase Cinnabons from Jumpstart. He bought one for everyone in the office. Isn't that cool?!?
However, now my poor stomach is feeling the effects of said Cinnabon. CARLOS! You fiend!
If you see me today, and I'm eating, remind me of the Cinnabon that I consumed and how I shouldn't eat for another three days.
I just need something salty to gnaw on. Like those things I give my pets.
OMG look at the hammy! He's FAT! Aww, cute hammy.